Monday, July 14, 2008

Trojan Horse

Well, well, well. Seems like Alabama's anti-gay, anti-sex, anti-sex toy, false-imprisoning Attorney General has been caught with his pants down... and I mean WAY down.

First, a little back ground on Trojan King:

The Players - US Attorney:

"Troy King was a Republican Politician who helped indict Don Siegelman. Working closely with US Attorney, Alice Martin, King appeared at the press conference announcing Siegelman’s indictment because, “the investigation was a joint federal-state project conducted by Martin and state Attorney General Troy King's staff.”"

So, what, pray-tell, did Trojan get caught doing?

Wonkette: � Anti-Gay Alabama A.G. Caught Being Gay:

"This may come as a shock, but a prominent anti-homosexual Republican attorney general has apparently been caught having homosexual sex intercourse with his homosexual gay male assistant. Bonus: The dude’s wife caught him, in their bed. This is the rumor that the AG’s office has officially denied, so now of course everybody is spilling the sordid details.

AG in question is Troy King, who, of course, is only interested in outlawing homosexuality and sex toys. His gay lover is either a college “buddy,” or a very young youngster and “Homecoming King” from Troy University. What are the odds of a dude named Troy King getting caught in bed with a Homecoming King from Troy University? This seems like a wacky sitcom plot, on a gay porn channel. (Is this what that Will & Grace was about?)"

Not that there's anything wrong with that.... except he's married.... to a women... and he's made a career out of bashing gays.... and he was a major player in the false imprisonment of Siegelman.... and he's an all around douche-baggette.... and he was probably in line to be the next governor of Alabama.

You may say, 'Why, JPW, this is all heresay'!

Might be, might be.

But McSame 86'd him from his campaign website.... cause McCain is all about the 'straight-talk'.

Alabama Attorney General Caught in Gay Sex Scandal Removed from McCain Website:

"Now to add fuel to the fire, King, the chairman of John McCain’s Alabama Leadership Team, has been removed from the presumptive Republican presidential nominee's website."

More on Trojan.

Troy King’s Greatest Hits | Daily Dixie

Left In Alabama:: Alabama Attorney General Troy King -- Heckuva Job!


Trojan would think this is icky.

I think it is beautiful.

What the world needs now... Is protesting-strippers, sweet protesting-strippers. La-da-da-da-da, dum-dah-dum. daaaaah dum-dum.

Stripper arrested for subway pole dances:

"SANTIAGO (Reuters) - A stripper who danced on the poles of Santiago subway trains to challenge the prudishness of Chilean society was arrested on Thursday during one of her lightning performances.

Monserrat Morilles, 26, surprised subway riders all week stripping to skimpy underwear, but she refused tips."


mooncat said...

Beautiful. The addition of the Santiago stripper story really completes the post. Would "Trojan King" offer to tip her or arrest her?

I bet he'd be unmoved by the striptease and throw her in the slammer.

JPW said...

Gracias, mooncat.

I'm betting Trojan would have her arrested then burned at the stake before he went home and put on his rubber suit and snorkel

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