Thursday, March 12, 2009

Falling in and out....

Won that bet.

No one could of ever predicted....

Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston Split Up: Tabloid


Replace 'becoming' with 'has been'.

Commentary: GOP becoming a cartoon -

"The Republican Party is becoming a cartoon.

Where to start?

Bobby Jindal: 'I'm certainly not nearly as good of a speaker as Obama.' Good OF a speaker? How about not as good at eighth-grade grammar either. It's embarrassing."

This is VERY cool.

Lincoln's Watch: Hidden Civil War Message Inside, Museum Reveals:

"WASHINGTON — For nearly 150 years, a story has circulated about a hidden Civil War message engraved inside Abraham Lincoln's pocket watch. On Tuesday, museum curators confirmed it was true. A watchmaker used tiny tools to carefully pry open the antique watch at the National Museum of American History, and a descendant of the engraver read aloud the message from a metal plate underneath the watch face."

This is one tough SOB that was trying to kill himself.

Man survives Niagara Falls plunge, resists rescue:

"An apparently distraught man jumped into Niagara Falls on Wednesday and survived the 180-foot plunge, then resisted rescue attempts before he eventually was pulled from the icy water to safety, police said."

Crazy Fred Phelps and Co. get pwned by Alpha Delta Phi at the University of Chicago.

Ridicule goes a long way.



David Johnsen said...

On election night, I said to my wife, "You know who's really happy now? That Levi guy, because now he isn't stuck marrying that girl!" I mean, during the campaign, I felt so sorry for both of those kids -- I had a feeling they probably didn't want to stay together (and they certainly didn't want the whole country watching them), but the "family values" people wouldn't let them split up. The only question in my mind was whether Sarah herself would be holding the shotgun at the altar.

Jez said...

"Could HAVE predicted". Sorry, but if you're going to post a snippet of an article pointing out a politician's bad grammar, you might want to make sure your opening statement isn't doing the same thing. Could HAVE vs. Could OF. What? Were you raised in Alabama or somethin'?

JPW said...

DJ, you know old Sarah would have been sportin' a shotgun. We should all thank our lucky stars that woman is not VP.

Jez: Since when did you lose your sense of irony? And you've been around here long enough to know that grammar rules do not apply. Hell, I could have been governor of Louisiana!