Shark Speedball

This is what you call getting abused for Tweeting stupid ass shit. Hilarious:

Twitter Users Heckle Hoekstra En Masse | TPMDC

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I so glad this DINO douchebag didn't pay his taxes.

Anyone opposed to the public option is firmly in the pocket of the insurance companies.

Daschle Urges Obama To Drop Public Health Care Plan:

"The man once slated to head Barack Obama's health care system overhaul is now coming out against one of the chief components of that effort.

Former Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle said on Wednesday that the Obama White House would likely have to scrap a public option for health insurance coverage if it wanted to get the votes needed to pass systematic change.

'We've come too far and gained too much momentum for our efforts to fail over disagreement on one single issue,' the Senator and one-time HHS Secretary nominee said, according to ABC News."

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10 paces would have been more fun, but....

Arizona town decides election with deck of cards - Telegraph:

"Thomas McGuire and Adam Trenk each won 660 votes in an election last month for a seat on the Cave Creek council.

A recount was considered too expensive and insufficiently entertaining.

Instead, town leaders invoked a 1925 local statute that calls for such eventualities to be settled by a game of chance.

Previous deadlocks have been decided by gunfights but the pair opted to draw cards instead."

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Never fuck with a coked up shark. Never.

BBC NEWS | Americas | Mexico cocaine 'hidden in sharks':

"The Mexican Navy says it has seized more than a tonne of cocaine hidden inside the carcasses of frozen sharks."

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Dang ol' internet will bust your nekkid ass everytime.

Woman cancels wedding after finding fiance was porn star - Telegraph:

"Haylie Hocking, 27, only found out that strapping 30-year-old fitness fanatic Jason Brake made adult films just weeks before the big day.

A friend organising her hen night searched online for a male stripper and spotted Jason with a woman in a porn movie."

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