Thursday, May 22, 2008

Hersey Kiss it Tain't

AAW Fund Raiser.

Read about it here.




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In 'Merica you just don't go around daring people to steal your shit. We may have fallen on some hard times of late, but the land of the free and the home of the Braves (Go Chipper!) still remains chock full of thieving savants who salivate at the thought of some bone-headed CEO daring them to steal his identity by making public his SS#.

Score: LifeLock CEO - 0. 'Merica - 500

ID-protection ads come back to bite pitchman:

"SAN JOSE, Calif. - Todd Davis has dared criminals for two years to try stealing his identity: Ads for his fraud-prevention company, LifeLock, even offer his Social Security number next to his smiling mug.

Now, Lifelock customers in Maryland, New Jersey and West Virginia are suing Davis, claiming his service didn't work as promised and he knew it wouldn't, because the service had failed even him."
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All the rest of y'all better hurry up and get on teh gays marriage band wagon. (Actually, it's more like a parade float than a band wagon, but whatever....).

California stands to make a killing with gay tourism. How, do you ask, do teh gays have so much cash on hand? 'Cause the don't reproduce. No kids = lot's more expendable cash.

20 years from now gay marriage will not even be an issues. Good. Equal rights for ALL.

Even the Terminator is on board. Funny how he's turn into a Democrat but ran as a Republican. Yeah, funny that.

Politics - Schwarzenegger says gay marriage could be good for economy - sacbee.com:
"Will gay marriage help boost California's economy? Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger hopes so."

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I'd really like to travel to the moon before I die. They need to speed this the hell up.

Science fiction into science fact.

Howstuffworks "How Antimatter Spacecraft Will Work":

"'Engineering, stand by for warp drive.' With that command, the 'Star Trek' crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise prepared to hurl the spaceship through the cosmos at superluminal speeds. Warp drive is another one of those science fiction technologies, like teleportation and time travel, that have some scientific basis. It just hasn't been achieved yet. However, scientists are working on developing an interstellar spacecraft engine that is similar to the matter-antimatter engine of the Enterprise."
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I shit you not..... chocolate buttholes. Guess what everybody is getting for Xmas.

The Incredible Edible Anus

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3 comments:

ABAT said...

My failed attempt at baking my kid's birthday cake a couple of years ago ended up looking like the edible anus. Holy shit! I shoulda thought a bit quicker when I tried to come up for an excuse for the disaster.

JPW said...

Shit, ABAT, you could of sold it online and made a mint!

ABAT said...

I know man. Yet another missed opportunity! D'oh!