Obama To Tennessee GOP: "Lay Off My Wife"
I wish he had followed that up with "'Cause I laid off your's last night"! Boo-yah!
I guess that wouldn't be too "Presidential", now would it? Guess that's why I'll never be able to run for office. That and all of the prostitutes. No, no not like you're thinking. I've got a thong cleaning side biz for hookers. They do pay me in sex, but, that's like totally different than pulling a Spitzer. Yeah. I'll move on now
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Go Don, Go! Rove frog-marched into the same federal pen where Don was held as a political prisoner. Wouldn't sweet justice be served.Q&A with Don Siegelman: 'I think this will make Watergate look like child's play'
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Good stuff. Lord knows I mangle me some engrish on a consistent basis but the 'like' has got to go. Took me 3 years to purge my ex of that habit.
David McCullough Urges BC Graduates To Speak Properly: Cut The "Like!":
"'Just imagine if in his inaugural address John F. Kennedy had said, 'Ask not what your country can, you know, do for you, but what you can, like, do for your country actually,' he said."
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Lucky Illinois isn't close to me. I would have hi-jacked a milk truck and gorged myself til Oreo was coming out me nose.
14 tons of spilled Oreo cookies snarl Ill. traffic:
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How low can you go? Just as FOX.
Leave it to FOX to turn getting racked in the sack into some type of 'science'. Intelligent Design my ass.
Leave it to FOX to turn getting racked in the sack into some type of 'science'. Intelligent Design my ass.
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3 comments:
Mate, there's no science in getting wapped in the cods. It hurt 10,000 years ago and it's gonna hurt today and tomorrow and 10,000 years in the future. They aren't designed to be given a tap. Surely even Fox could work this out? Although, having said that, they are just a bunch of ballbags without the nuts.
Maybe they could science up getting hit in the head with a baseball bat. Does it cause your heart to race? What about having a toe cut off with bolt-cutters. Will that get the old ticker racing? The plot thins.
That's what constitutes 'science' on FAUX. These are the same people who think dinosaurs and humans roamed the earth together 2000 years ago.
HAHAHAHA! The plot 'thins'. Nice one, ABAT.
These creationist guys are awesome aren't they? Don't matter if it doesn't make sense. Just shut up and accept the word.
I see the vatican's 'astronomer' is saying that there ARE probably aliens on other planets and that it all fits in with the bible and such, cos god made them all. Wonder if the aliens know that? I pity any poor alien that ever wanders across the human race. We'll fuck them up good and proper!
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