Wednesday, October 25, 2006

One Sick Porn Mother "Staying The Course"

"It wasn't me"

Liar, liar pants on fire!

Remember the Eddie Murphy routine in Raw where his woman confronts him about sleeping with another woman. Eddie's response was "It wasn't me". His woman tells him that she saw him coming out of the other girl's house. Eddie's response, "It wasn't me".

This is Bush's version. I guess he's hoping we conclude what Eddie's woman did, "Maybe it wasn't you...".

Not gonna happen this time, Bushie:



Why do Republican's hate the troops so?

The IAVA is non-partisan.... we'll they were until they did some non-partisan research that shows the Dems truly support the troops compared to the Rethugs. Now the IAVA can look forward to Hannidate, Mush Limpballs, Ann Coultergiest (wait, we haven't heard much from her lately. They must have muzzled her and left her in the basement til post elections) smearing their particular brand of feces all over the organization.

IAVA Support-The-Troops Rankings for Senate:
"As I said in my piece today 'Vets Group Proves GOP Does Not Support Troops,' careful scrutiny by the Iraq & Afghanistan Veterans of America (IAVA) shows that by a ludicrous margin, it is Senate Democrats, not Republicans, who truly support active troops, Veterans and military families.

Here's the full Senate rankings, with the letter grade assigned by IAVA:"
Pat Tillman's Brother Speaks

I read a great article on Pat Tillman recently. My god, did the Bush administration use and abuse his death. Pat was an amazing, brilliant, balls-the-size-of-California individual who knew the war in Iraq was illegal but gave up a bazillion dollars in the NFL to fight in Afghanistan and Iraq. If you've never read anything on the man, do so:

After Pat’s Birthday:
"It is Pat’s birthday on November 6, and elections are the day after. It gets me thinking about a conversation I had with Pat before we joined the military. He spoke about the risks with signing the papers. How once we committed, we were at the mercy of the American leadership and the American people. How we could be thrown in a direction not of our volition. How fighting as a soldier would leave us without a voice… until we get out. "
The Simpson's Bush Bash

You've got to love that Matt Groening has so much financial pull at FOX that he can do pretty much what he wants. Even something like this:

Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online:
"Anyone who thinks Hollywood is run by a liberal cabal won't change his mind after watching The Simpsons' annual Halloween special. The episode, which airs Nov. 5, concludes with an Iraq war satire that may rank as the most pointed political statement the show has ever made. In the segment, aliens invade Springfield to prevent mankind from obtaining 'weapons of mass disintegration,' but their mission, called 'Operation Enduring Occupation,' turns into a quagmire. 'You said we would be greeted as liberators!' accuses one alien.

'We were looking for an ending to the episode, and it just kind of suggested itself,' says Simpsons executive producer Al Jean. 'I'd like to take credit for being adventuresome, but I think we're expressing a viewpoint 69 percent of the country agrees with.'"
CA. Gov Candidate bits the Bust

Who, praytell, am I suppose to vote for now? It's understandable, though. Her mom is sick. Apparently her mom suffers from gravity sickness. "Between the champange, handjobs and the kissin' ass by everyone involved". Just when you thought the story couldn't get any better:

Porn star gives up candidacy to be with sick mom:
"LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Porn star Mary Carey said Monday she was dropping out of the California governor's race to be with her ailing mother, who has been hospitalized in Florida since jumping off a four-story building last month.

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