Alabama Slammer

Methinks this:

BART admits halting cell service to stop protesters

Will not go over very well in the Bay Area.

Hacker group threatens cyberwar against BART

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That Russell Brand fella is kinda sharp.

UK riots: Big Brother isn't watching you | UK news | The Guardian:

"These young people have no sense of community because they haven't been given one. They have no stake in society because Cameron's mentor Margaret Thatcher told us there's no such thing.

If we don't want our young people to tear apart our communities then don't let people in power tear apart the values that hold our communities together."

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Agreed.

Michael Moore: “Matt Damon for President!” | La Figa

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Oh, Alabama. You so crazy.

Pastor tased, mother stabbed during Alabama church brawl�|�Raw Replay

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Support Unions

Rise up workers. Rise up. With zero representation in the government, workers need to, again, instill fear into the Oligarchy running the show.

Support All Unions.

Miles Mogulescu: Wisconsin Is Ground Zero in America's New Uprising Against the Corporate Oligarchy

But I Thought Union-Busting Solved All Educational Problems! : Lawyers, Guns & Money

Daily Kos: Break the Unions Break the Democratic Party

Republicans attack unions to hurt Democrats: analysts | The Raw Story

What the Right-wing Assault on Women, Unions, the Environment, Health Care and PBS Is All About | Economy | AlterNet

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I stand corrected. $36,800 raised by Tide fans for Auburn.

Tide for Toomer's

"Tide For Toomers" raising thousands for Auburn oaks - CBS 42 Birmingham, AL News Weather Sports

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Underground is where the survivors from the last die-off survived, so....

Helsinki's Underground Master Plan (VIDEO)

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Living to be 100

Damn right. We definitely need some crazy ass LBJ channeling.

So far, I'm not impressed with 'Chicago style politics'. Kind of doughy and bloated like their pizza. (Otherwise, Chicago is one of my favorite cities in the U.S. Love that place).

John Conyers Tells Obama: 'Start Knocking Heads':

"'The president could take a few pages from Lyndon Johnson's book... and start knocking heads together,' said Rep. John Conyers, D-Mich., chairman of the House Judiciary Committee."

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Granted, those past Dem Congresses didn't have to deal with the current bat-shit crazy Republicans we do, but still....

Harold Meyerson - Harold Meyerson on the Senate's sluggish pace - washingtonpost.com:

"While Republicans have become an immovable object, the Democrats have yet to find a way to become an irresistible force. They began the year with a president who had been elected by a substantial majority on a platform of urgent change, and with sizable majorities in both houses of Congress. They had been in this position twice before. The first time around, in 1933, Franklin Roosevelt and Congress had enacted the landmark legislation of the First Hundred Days -- depositor insurance, emergency relief, industrial stabilization, public employment (the Civilian Conservation Corps). The second time around, in 1965, Lyndon Johnson and Congress had created the Great Society, passing more than 80 bills, among them Medicare, the Voting Rights Act and federal aid to education, in six months."

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Excellent piece. California is hamstrung b/c of a bill passed by Reagan Repubs in the 70s which essentially eliminates majority rule in California. 1/3 of the Cali Senate can stop anything from happening in the state.

No similar law is in place on the Fed level. Dems are just allowing the same thing to happen.

Never once from 2001-2008 did you hear of 60 votes needed for any damn thing. 60 votes are only needed when Dems are in power.

Jeez.

Steven Pearlstein - Want real reform? Let's start with Congress.

So at the risk of sounding naive, I'd like to offer a novel idea for changing the legislative dynamic, restoring majority rule to the legislative process and keeping health reform alive: Debate it on the Senate floor.

That's right, forget about spending another six weeks searching for those elusive 60 votes to break a filibuster, going back and forth with weak-kneed centrists like Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu who can't seem to decide what they really want, or self-righteous egotists like Joe Lieberman, who thinks he can call all the shots. If they have suggestions for improving the bill, let them do it the old-fashioned way: propose an amendment on the floor and see if they can get 49 other senators to agree.

To get things started, it will be necessary to put Vice President Biden in his rightful constitutional place as presiding officer, where he should make clear he'll do whatever is necessary to restore majority rule to the Senate, even as he jealously protects the rights of the minority to blabber on as long as it wants and offer whatever amendments it thinks necessary. And if that means overturning some outmoded precedent laid down by some dead predecessor, so be it.

As a final step, Majority Leader Harry Reid will need to break out the cots and announce that he'll keep the Senate in session day and night until a bill is passed or defeated or Senators agree to give up and go home.

If nothing else, it will be a marvelous civics lesson for Americans who have probably forgotten, if they ever knew, what a real floor fight looks like. They might even be so captivated that they decide to join the battle and let their elected representatives know how they feel. And my hunch is that when it's all over, we'll wind up with a health-care reform bill that is not only better than one negotiated in the backrooms, but is a much better reflection of where the country is on the issue.

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God forbid if we use reconciliation. Why, there is absolutely no precedent for such a thing....

Sen. Sanders: If Lieberman filibusters health reform, force it through | Raw Story:

"While congressional Republicans tend to howl at even the threat of such a measure being used to pass legislation they are opposed to, the GOP used reconciliation against Democrats in 1980, 1982, 1983, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1989, 1990, 1993, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003 and 2005,"

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It is ours to win or fuck up.

Op-Ed Columnist - Paranoia Strikes Deep - NYTimes.com:

"And if Tea Party Republicans do win big next year, what has already happened in California could happen at the national level. In California, the G.O.P. has essentially shrunk down to a rump party with no interest in actually governing — but that rump remains big enough to prevent anyone else from dealing with the state’s fiscal crisis. If this happens to America as a whole, as it all too easily could, the country could become effectively ungovernable in the midst of an ongoing economic disaster.

The point is that the takeover of the Republican Party by the irrational right is no laughing matter. Something unprecedented is happening here — and it’s very bad for America."

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Damn right! Money talks, bullshit walks.

Progressives Threaten To Cut Off Money For Dems Who Oppose Health Care:

With the finish line for health care reform in sight, progressive groups are taking an aggressive approach to make sure that Democrats in Congress vote with their party. They're threatening to stop giving them money.

In the past few weeks, several separate groups have announced they will withhold fundraising money and political support from any Democrats who either vote against the bill in the House or support a GOP filibuster of the bill in the Senate.

"A similar effort is being launched on the House side. On Tuesday, Markos Moulitsas, founder of the popular Daily Kos blog, urged readers to simply stop writing checks to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee as an explicit message to those '18 most endangered' Democrats who voted against health care legislation.

'It's clear that if you don't want your money to go to bad Democrats, then it's impossible to donate to the party committees,' Moulitsas told the Huffington Post. 'Some of the most endangered Democrats in 2010 are also some of the worst. If you want to contribute to the good ones, it's best to target your money directly to them.'"

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The portion of this diary excerpted below is righteously indignant, but the rest of the diary is brutal, albeit kinda inspiring too.

Talk about your Dirt Underneath.

Indeed. Fuck Y'all.

Daily Kos: I'm scared. �And I'm really f@cking angry.:

"Are you gonna sit there and tell me Mr. Gasbag/Mr. Congressman that that little clump of cells is a sacred treasure which must be saved at all costs and then turn around and say that providing healthcare for that clump of cells once the cord is cut is fiscally irresponsible and that the little bastard is now on its own?

Are you really gonna sit there and tell me Mr. Gasbag/Mr. Congressman that driving people into poverty so deep that they don't even have a shitty car to live in while Wall Street thieves, military contractors and environmental rapists grow ever more porcine and gluttonous is GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY and then turn around and LECTURE people driven mad with despair about bootstraps while hucking the occasional chunk of expired government cheese at them?

Are you gonna sit there and tell me Mr. Gasbag/Mr. Congressman that my gay friend's desires to have a legal joining that affords them the rights that the most basic common decency prescribes is somehow a THREAT to the kind of 'TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE' that my granddaughter witnessed last night?

Because if that's where we are at this point in the conversation, then I just have one thing to say to you, Mr. Gasbag/Mr. Congressman.

FUCK YOU."

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And the over/under for Dobbs on FAUX announcement is 7 days.

Lou Dobbs announces abrupt departure from CNN | Raw Story

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Hurry up with the life extenders, science. We godless bastards have placed our bets on y'all. And no more of the Ted Williams head freezing bs, either.

One Key Found for Living to 100 - Yahoo! News:

"Scientists have zeroed in on one apparent key to long life: an inherited cellular repair mechanism that thwarts aging and perhaps helps prevent disease. Researches say the finding could lead to anti-aging drugs."

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DBT TDU - Great American Music Hall - SF - Night 2

Baby every bone in my body's gone to jumpin' like they gonna come through my skin. If they could get along with out the rest of me it wouldn't matter if they did....

I was a lucky man on the guest list last Monday and Tuesday for the Drive-by Truckers Dirt Underneath shows at the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco. I was a lucky fan on the guest list......

I want to do it all over again. I want to do those two nights all over again. Change nothing.

Not the stifling, oppressive heat that wilted my air-conditionless city the 3 days before and during the first night of the shows... nor the stomach bug contracted on Monday night that made pre-show Tuesday an adventure in sphincter control... nor the 7 previous 12 hour work days making sure that 700 future attorney's computers worked so they could spew all they knew about torts and contracts and Constitutional law into their exams.

I just want to do it all again.

Exactly. The. Same. As. It. Was.

That's always the case after a Truckers show, isn't it? You just want to do it all over again... and again... and again.....

But, this was something special. Really special.

Not entirely due to the line up change or the sitting down acoustic part... the 'special' this time was the 'magic' this group of musicians created on stage and gave as a priceless gift to those who attended.

Chemistry... collaboration.... ensemble... call it what you may. The Drive-by Truckers took a step up.

Rarely have I been moved like I was on both Monday and Tuesday night. Transported. Transcended.

In my post after the Monday night show I included the definition of the word transcendence:

1 a: exceeding usual limits : surpassing b: extending or lying beyond the limits of ordinary experience cin Kantian philosophy : being beyond the limits of all possible experience and knowledge2: being beyond comprehension3: transcending the universe or material existence

With these TDU shows, DBT exceeded their usual limits... went beyond my experience and knowledge of the band. No longer does Patterson need to concern himself with DBT turning into a parody of itself. DBT has transcended.

DBT has gone beyond....

With this transcendence, the longevity of DBT has increased exponentially, IMO. I feel I'll get to watch this band live in some form or fashion for the rest of my natural days and I plan on living a long damn time. Even if its just Patterson and Cooley in rocking chairs playing out of tune together because then can't hear, all the while cussing at each other for being out of tune. We'll call it old timey avant-redneck-garde.

The expansions are limitless, the talent extraordinary.

What's mind-boggling is that it seems they've only scratched the surface.

Word smyths, tune-crafters, stand up, sit down, soul, muscle, sound, country, rock, country-rock, rock-rock, punk, pop, punk-pop, punktry, git-tars, organs, pie-anners, pedal steel, git-tar bass, bass bass, harmonica, banjo, high harmonies, apparently hand boning and on and on and on.....

I could gush on and on and on....

I'll lump all of the high-high lights from both nights together.

The first thing I notice from both nights were the vocals. Both Patterson and Cooley sang as well as I've ever heard them. Patterson so impressed me with a vocal range I didn't know he had and a harmonized falsetto that had only been displayed occassionally that I thought he might be working with a vocal coach. I asked someone about this and the response was "Nah, Patterson's just pulling it out of his ass".

That is one talented ass.

Cooley's voice was the strongest and tuned I've ever heard from him, too.

Spooner. Fuckin' Spooner, y'all. A freakin' legend on stage with DBT. What a sweet, incredible man.

Neff supplied some sweet high harmonies that really added another dimension to the band.

Shonna worked both alto and lower soprano ranges and her harmonizing on Angels was outstanding. I closed my eyes and I could have been listening to the record.

One song drew me so in that the people around me, the lights, the stage, my chair all disappeared. It was just me floating along with DBT in space. Gravity was gone but the song was "World of Hurt".

PocketShelley posted the following on Patterson's MySpace comments and it sums up the "World of Hurt" experience completely in its simplicity and awe.

"You wrote "World of Hurt". Not only that, but you played it San Francisco this week, and I was there. This make me a very lucky guy. Thank you!"

Matt played Eddie Hinton exclusively first night pre-show. Very sweet!

So intimate was the setting that you could hear Shonna's finger nails click when she whappity-whapped a bass string.

The slower arraignment of One of These Days was beautiful.

Check out time in Vegas: Telling a true tale that sounds better suited for fiction but having the chops to know truth is always stranger than fiction.

That 'Bax' works for the band now is a treat. Check out him and Cooley jamming together here. He makes sweet git-tars.

Puttin' People on the Moon... A personal favorite and both nights completely nailed to the wall by the band. With two grandfathers battling cancer (both worked for TVA) and a father who, recently, had some benign polyps removed... all 3 living in the Shoals... yeah, that song means something to me... especially the scream at the end.

Two daughters.... nothing I can say would do justice.

Buttholeville/State Trooper caught fire and damn near burned the house down. It made me want to throw my chair across the concert hall.

After the Scene Dies is already a personal favorite.

Cooley debuted Lisa's Birthday in San Francisco. In your face, rest of the toured cities!

John Neff can play a guitar like nobodies business. He left me slacked jawed on a couple of solos. And, of course, his pedal steel is other worldly, but his guitar playing is equally impressive.

Shonna playing a stand up bass with a bow.... made my nipples hard.

The Monday night crowd were the aficionados. Standing ovations were being slung left and right.

Tuesday's crowd still contained the same DBT aficionados with the addition of the scenesters and hipsters. Great crowds both nights. San Francisco really came out in force on a Monday and Tuesday. I know you Athens folks don't want to hear this, but I can't imagine two better audiences than the collection in San Francisco.

When I think back to seeing DBT for the first time at The Fillmore opening up for Government Mule, still trucking around in the white van wearing t-shirts where the wrinkles had wrinkles and I compare it to what I saw on Monday and Tuesday, I think, wow.... Cooley can afford silk shirts now.

You've come a long way, DBT.

How ready is this band for an Austin City Limits gig? It's been long over due in my opinion but with this showcase of songs sitting down and tales facing up the folks who book that show just ain't being christian by not having DBT on pronto.

Below are some pictures and the paraphrased quotes I remember from the stage. I didn't write any of them down verbatim, so, I had to rely on the ol'noggin.

All quotes are approximately what was said.

Patterson made a comment about Cooley's Tuesday night shirt.

Cooley's response: "I bought this shirt from a gay man in San Francisco. Can you imagine?"

Cooley takes a beat then says...

"OK, I didn't "buy" it."

Patterson introducing Cooley: "Partner in crime... etc, etc... He's been known for some spontaneous hand boning" (Update: Jenn busted my redneck ass in the comments. It's ham-boning, but I swear I though Patterson said hand boning. Either way, hand boning is still appropriate and a might bit funnier :-)

I wonder if that's how he got the shirt?

Shonna - "I smell taters" (some folks had dinner tickets)

Cooley after a guitar snaffu: "Goddamn acoustic. It just rides up and wedges in my ass... I've only got a couple of more years of being a rockstar and they got me doing this acoustic shit". (said with the best of humor and the entire joint laughed heartily.... so for those that wish to read into this paraphrased statement some sort of discontent, just fucking stop it. STOP IT! Cooley's all about the jokes.)

Patterson relaying his story about his father's two favorite cities. Amsterdam and San Francisco. Said he felt like he grew up in San Francisco.

Can't smoke indoors in California my ass.




Patterson is ponderin' Cooley's shirt.

Cooley: Looks at the table seated directly in front of him whose eyes were at crotch level and says, "I bet y'all are glad I'm not wearin' a dress right now"

Right before the 'pee break' on night 2 a girl sitting near our table gets up, pulls a baggy out of her pocket and proceeds to hand Shonna something. Shonna is smiling at the girl then looks down to see a 6 inch bud of California Kind being placed in her hand. Shonna's eye's get real big and she tosses said greenage back to EZB. You've got to love San Francisco. I told Shonna after the show that in SF, that's what we consider a welcome basket. I also told her she could have worn it in her hair for the encore cause it's pretty much legal here.

Cooley after the only lengthy pause on stage during night 2 that caused the crowd chatter to rise:

"Just 'cause we're dickin' around up here don't mean y'all get to, too"

Cooley's statement before singing "Bob":

"Before y'all get on the computer. Before y'all light a fire under that shit machine, write this on your brain: This song don't mean shit. It don't mean shit".

Let's Play....

What is EZB thinkin'?!

A. What the fuck is Cooley wearing?
B. Cooley's a dick! I told him I was wearing silk tonight.
C. The dude he bought that shirt from must of been really gay.
D. I knew I should have gone with a print instead of a solid.

Ummm, Shonna.... we're, uh, playin' a song.... Shonna?

After Tuesday's show I went back stage to see the boys and girl. Everyone was in a very fine mood... laughing and bullshitting around. They really seemed to have enjoyed themselves.

Cooley was wearing a woven basket on his head. Don't ask. But it did go well with the shirt.

Note to Patterson: It was great chatting with you for a while. I appreciated it very much. Hopefully I'll see you guys real soon.

Note to Josh: Man, I can't thank you enough for taking care of me those two days. You are a fine man.

I over heard Shonna telling a Helen Keller joke so we swapped a few. Shonna knew the punchline to my favorite one "Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?" If you ever run into me ask and I'll give you the punchline... it's partly a visual and sooo funny.

That joke is a definite ticket to Hell. And Shonna knew the punchline. She's too cool.

Tuscumbia, Alabama produced Helen Keller... and Mike Cooley. Go figure.

Shonna made a comment regarding one good eye and her level of being buzzed. This absolutely killed and had everybody giggling their asses off. Again, the band was in a killer mood post show.

About that time, EZB rounds the corner and sees this laughing mess of humanity, cocks one eyebrow up and just shakes his head from side to side. Made the moment even funnier.

I tried to instigate a fight between John Neff and a fake ficus tree. Neff placed a hat on top of a fake ficus. Neff was eyeing it up and I told Neff not to take any shit from the Ficus. Neff stares down the tree for a moment then says "Fucking Ficus". Neff would have beaten that ficus' ass but the ficus wouldn't make the first move.

I agree, Neff. "Fucking Ficus". I can't stand those trees. Coming over here and attaching themselves to our dirt.

American Idol winner Taylor Hicks paid a visit back stage on Tuesday night. He had a show at the Orpheum on Wednesday. Taylor is a super nice guy and a home boy from Alabama. I know people want to give shit about American Idol, but I tell you right now... I watched it when Taylor was on and I cheered him on every week.... Same with Ruben and Bo.

You put someone from Alabama into any kind of competition and I'm there, hardcore, pulling for them to win. Taylor won a competition that is the most watched show on television. He received millions upon millions of votes... was the underdog because he didn't fit some bullshit look...and he came away with a million dollar recording contract. Kick fucking ass, Taylor!

Can't wait for him to get out from under the A.I. thumb so he can get back to his soul roots.

Look at these rascals.

To finish this fucker up..... Change is a beautiful thing. The year of the 'hiatus' is turning into more music than I can handle.

It's great to be alive, y'all!

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DBT TDU - Great American Music Hall - SF - Night 1

The review and night 2 pictures will be up on Monday.

The review preview: Transcendence, tatters, Helen Keller, handboning, Idols, loafers, purty shirts, drankin', San Francisco Values, Christmas trees onstage, how abso-fucking-lutely excited I am for this 'new' band and the musical future in store for us fans..... plus much, much more.

In the meantime, here is the night 1 setlist from Monday, May 7, 2007 at the beautiful and historic Great American Music Hall followed by pictures from the first night. (setlist supplied by "Elvis" on the Nine Bullets Board).

Bulldozers
Ghost To Most
Heathens
9 Bullets
Vegas
Scene Dies
Bob
Daddy Needs a Drink
2 Daughters
Panties
Tails Facing Up
Annette
One Of These Days
Livin Bubba
Sinkhole
Pin Hits the Shell
People on the Moon
Zip City
George Jones
Gravity
World of Hurt
Buttholeville - State Trooper - Buttholeville

Mr. Josh tellin' folks to be quite




I'm tellin', Shonna!


















Neff can play the fuck out of a guitar, y'all.
































I'm tellin' on your too, Neff!


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