Showing posts with label douchebags. Show all posts
Showing posts with label douchebags. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Dicks

Once the dysfunction that passes as a news media in this country finds their magical elixir (penis + politician) then becomes dumb-ass drunk on said elixir stomping around their fire performing the 24/7 insanity ritual of non-stop reporting on the importance of a political cock, it becomes exponentially more difficult to maintain postings on this blog when the overbearing weight of everything-that-should-be-important is so obviously corrupted. What's the point, really.

Yes, yes. It has all happened before and it will all happen again. Predetermination and if true, then my time would be better spent staring out the window for an hour a day rather then attempting to raise some sort of awareness and a little hell about... something or the other.

We elect corporatists whose actions are opposite of their words; they who worship the cock of Wall Street while main street disintegrates. We are informed by a retarded media that only asks hard questions when they are presented with a hard dick. Or I should state, when a Democrat's hard dick is presented. Clenises. Republicans have no such worries (see Tom Coburn, David Vitter, etc, etc).

Sorry. Really not feeling it much anymore. AAW has definitely entered count-down stage.

Alas, a small bit of agitation still lingers. Only residual. Evaporating quickly. There will be no refueling.

Been needing to get these articles off my blogging chest, though. Purge, baby. Purge.

One day its gonna be I told you so....

These people just need to be more pragmatic.

Daily Kos: I don't intend to apologize for not liking the president:
Barack Obama is a politician, first and foremost. He is not my BFF. He was never in the running to be my BFF. He is not my boyfriend. He was never in the running to be my boyfriend, and there seems to be considerable evidence in favor of the hypothesis that he was never looking for a boyfriend to begin with.

As president, Barack Obama works for me. If I don't like the job he's doing, he's going to hear from me about it--and in no uncertain terms. My tax dollars pay his salary, and it's my civil and constitutional right to give this president a piece of my mind whenever the hell I feel like it, for whatever the hell I feel like reading him the riot act about that particular day. I've done it for each and every one of his predecessors going back to Tricky Dicky. I will keep on doing it for each and every one of his successors (or, possibly, until the world ends on October 21--save the date!) until they roll me into my grave.

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"I don't think Barack Obama is the best person we've got for the job he holds--and that goes double when you factor in the situation in which he's got that job. I don't honestly know who's available and who might do a better job than he's been doing the last two and a half years--but I categorically refuse to accept without demur or even a token protest that we shouldn't be looking around to find such a person, simply because 'you don't change horses in mid-stream' or because mounting a solid primary challenge to a sitting president never works, or any of the other umpty-bajillion excuses that are routinely tossed around whenever anyone so much as mentions the possibility around this place."

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SYNDICATED COLUMN: Rise of the Obamabots | Ted Rall's Rallblog:

"It feels a little weird to write this, like I’m telling tales out of school and ratting out the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy. But it’s true: there’s less room for a leftie during the Age of Obama than there was under Bush.

I didn’t realize how besotted progressives were by Mr. Hopey Changey.

Obama lost me before Inauguration Day, when he announced cabinet appointments that didn’t include a single liberal.

It got worse after that: Obama extended and expanded Bush’s TARP giveaway to the banks; continued Bush’s spying on our phone calls; ignored the foreclosure crisis; refused to investigate, much less prosecute, Bush’s torturers; his healthcare plan was a sellout to Big Pharma; he kept Gitmo open; expanded the war against Afghanistan; dispatched more drone bombers; used weasel words to redefine the troops in Iraq as “non-combat”; extended the Bush tax cuts for the rich; claiming the right to assassinate U.S. citizens; most recently, there was the forced nudity torture of PFC Bradley Manning and expanding oil drilling offshore and on national lands."

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"So I don’t care about Obama. Or the Democrats. I care about America and the world and the people who live in them.

Hey, Obamabots: when the man you support betrays your principles, he has to go—not your principles."
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Sanders to Obama: Stop selling out :
"'The Republican House budget is the most radical right-wing extremist budget ever passed in the modern history of our country, and the more the American people learn about it the more they are rejecting it,' the independent from Vermont wrote in a Huffington Post op-ed. 'The question is, however: Where are the Democrats? Where is President Obama?'"
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Ouch.

Peter Fonda calls Obama ‘f*cking traitor’ over Gulf spill | The Raw Story:
"Fonda -- a keen environmentalist and co-producer of the film which centres on the explosion of the BP oil rig Deepwater Horizon, the ensuing spill and its consequences -- accused Washington of trying to gag reporting on the issue.

'I sent an email to President Obama saying, 'You are a f(expletive) traitor,' using those words... 'You're a traitor, you allowed foreign boots on our soil telling our military -- in this case the coastguard -- what they can and could not do, and telling us, the citizens of the United States, what we could or could not do'.'"
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Irked at Democrats, Firefighters Suspend Federal Contributions - NYTimes.com:
"The nation’s main firefighters’ union, long a strong supporter of Democratic candidates, announced on Tuesday that it would indefinitely suspend all contributions to federal candidates out of frustration with Congressional Democrats who, union officials say, have not fought harder against budget cuts and antiunion legislation."
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Assange: Obama looks to ‘put a chill across all investigative journalism’:
"If the Obama administration's prosecutions of Pfc. Bradley Manning and a high tide of other journalists and whistleblowers are successful, the result will be 'a chill across all investigative journalism,' WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange told reporters Wednesday."
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Was going to typically end the post with a humorous link.

Not feeling the ha-ha today, obviously.

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Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Space City Round-up

Are we witnessing the fall or Rome part deux? Some say 'yes'. (I SO could write copy for FAUX News).

Op-Ed Columnist - Our Epic Foolishness - NYTimes.com:
"If a bank is too big to fail, it’s way too big to exist. If an oil well is too far beneath the sea to be plugged when something goes wrong, it’s too deep to be drilled in the first place.

When are we going to stop behaving so stupidly? We nearly wrecked the economy and we’re all but buried in debt. But we can’t break up the biggest banks, and we can’t raise taxes. Now we’re fouling the magnificent Gulf of Mexico and ruining entire communities along the southern Louisiana Coast."
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Double, triple, quadruple down. Whatever it takes. It is the ONLY force of potential good in this game.

The Plum Line - Obama doubles down on gov't as force for good

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Because they are a bunch of assholes is why. Weren't brought up right. Everything given too them. Always got a trophy. Never had to solve any of their own problems. Wore a fucking helmet to jump on the trampoline. Bunch of assholes.

Today's College Students Lack Empathy - Yahoo! News

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Space City Round-up.

The mission to Mars that will never leave Earth - Science, News - The Independent

Aliens Found In Ohio? The Wow! Signal : NPR

Do aliens live on a Saturn moon? | Mail Online

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And just to make sure it doesn't get too classy around this joint:

This takes skill:


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Thursday, August 06, 2009

Pee 4 Change

I've tried to pair my articles today like a fine wine with a piece of cheese.

Categories: Lying Liars, Health Care, Assholes, Birthers, Pee, and a one-off San Francisco.

Here we go....

Fool me once.... Can't get fooled again:

Maddow: GOP is using the ‘Brooks Brothers Riot’ playbook:

"The angry mobs that have been shutting down town hall meetings called to discuss health care reform have reminded many people of an episode during the 2000 election generally known as the Brooks Brothers Riot.

“I think it is very similar,” Washington editor of The Nation Chris Hayes replied on Tuesday to a question from MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow about whether he thought the same strategy is being used currently by Republican-backed corporate lobbying groups.

A few weeks after the November 2000 election, when the outcome of the presidential race was hanging on the Florida recount, a raucous and unruly group of young Republican aides — some of whom were actually on the Bush recount committee’s payroll — rioted outside the room where over 10,000 ballots were being recounted in Miami-Dade County and forced the cancellation of the recount."


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Fight back and hard this time.

Daily Kos: The Ten Health Care Talking Points EVERY DEM MUST REPEAT

HCAN Prepares Pro-Health Care Reform Activists For Responding To Town Hall Disruptions, Plans To Disrupt The Disrupters | TPMDC



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Now, you too can be birf'd a Kenyan!

Salon's handy-dandy guide to refuting the Birthers | Salon News

Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator - Make your own! Invalidating legitimate presidencies since 2009!

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Religious whack-job asshole. Jail isn't bad enough for this fucker.

Blackwater Founder Implicated in Murder

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Good luck with that, asshole. Only the technically ignorant would pay... especially for Murdoch's tripe.

Quality journalism is not cheap? Murdoch planning on getting into the 'quality journalism' biz?

Asshole.

Rupert Murdoch plans charge for all news websites by next summer:

"'Quality journalism is not cheap,' said Murdoch."
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Gotta go.

The Thin Green Line : Pee in the shower to save the rainforest

Web site helps time mid-movie bathroom breaks

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Neat, because I use to watch the sun set over Seal Rock from my balcony but the rocks were sealless because the seals moved to pier 39 after the earthquake in 88.

Not neat because they are coming back due to a big ass El Nino that is forming.

Sea lions swarm long-abandoned Seal Rocks

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Good Energy for Old Friends

Marsha sat on my thesis committee in grad school. We use to call her movement classes 'therapy' and there were times when I just hated going. Never after the class was over. You were always glad that you went when it was done.

Marsha is one of those rare humans who can put anyone at peace with just a look.

And one of the strongest people I've ever met. As the article mentions, I've seen her lift men well over 200 pounds.

Marsha taught me so much. Many of those things are just now starting to blossom.

This is hard to believe, but if there is anyone anywhere on this earth who can kick this challenge in the ass, it is Marsha.

The most difficult moves yet : News-Record.com : Greensboro, North Carolina:

"'You tell people that Marsha Paludan had a stroke, and you have to tell them twice,' says her daughter, Kari Paludan-Sorey, an opera singer in the Washington area. 'No one believes it. People think my mother is indestructible.'

In a place called WhiteStone, the teacher has become the student. This longtime master of movement strains to re-learn the simplest of motions that she once took for granted."
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It is gonna take a long time purging all of these douchebags.

Goddamn Bush.

Bush gave dozens of donors jobs in final days of administration:

"They all work with President George W. Bush and were appointed to lucrative, obscure jobs by him in the closing days of his administration -- jobs that can pay as much as $3,000 an hour."
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Unpossible.

Really? - The Claim - Never Blow Your Nose When You Have a Cold - Question - NYTimes.com:
"Blowing your nose to alleviate stuffiness may be second nature, but some people argue it does no good, reversing the flow of mucus into the sinuses and slowing the drainage.

Counterintuitive, perhaps, but research shows it to be true."
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I appreciate the sentiment but I wonder how successful a pot organization will be in boycotting a company that makes sweet and salty snacks.

They have a tall order a head of them.

Tough sell.

Pot activist organizations call for Kellogg boycott

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And finally, as a response to 'David after Dentist'......

Chad Vader after Dentist



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Thursday, January 22, 2009

'Bama Hearts Obama

Best. Picture. Evah.



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About what you'd expect.

AP Releases Text of Bush's "Desk" Letter to Obama!

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My peeps get a shout out for the first time ever!

Obama first president to acknowledge non-believers:

"In a myriad of firsts, one of the more striking -- but least noticed -- was President Barack Obama's tip of the hat to religious non-believers."
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They should but I'll believe it when I see it.

Senate Democrats Threaten To Shut Republicans Out

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Weird.

Nazi angel of death Josef Mengele 'created twin town in Brazil' - Telegraph:

"The Nazi doctor Josef Mengele is responsible for the astonishing number of twins in a small Brazilian town, an Argentine historian has claimed."
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Because knowledge is power.

San Francisco News - How 'douchebag' became everyone's favorite insult - page 1 - SF Weekly:

"Anyone with cable television or an Internet hookup knows all too well that this is the dawning of the age of the douchebag. While the term for a feminine hygiene implement traces its history back to 1685, its slang incarnation now proliferates on the airwaves and the Web. Face it: We're surrounded by douchebags.

This comes as no surprise to the nation's linguists. They even have a term for this sort of thing: pejoration. That's when a neutral word takes on a negative meaning. The Oxford English Dictionary traces this process back to 1967, when 'douchebag' was a popular epithet for 'an unattractive coed'; it has since morphed into 'a general term of disparagement, esp. for an unattractive or boring person.'"
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Hilarious. NSFW if your boss is uptight about condom balloon animal gettin' it on.


Get It On by Durex Condoms ... R-Rated NSFC - Amazing videos are here

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