This wasn't just the residuum of any holy human—nor was it just any body part. It was the foreskin of Jesus Christ, the snipped-off tip of the savior's penis, the only piece of his body he supposedly left on earth.
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Too Much Sex... To Little Jesus....'s foreskin.
NEW YORK (AP) -- More than nine out of 10 Americans, men and women alike, have had premarital sex, according to a new study. The high rates extend even to women born in the 1940s, challenging perceptions that people were more chaste in the past.
"This is reality-check research," said the study's author, Lawrence Finer. "Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades."
A church whose former pastor was president of the Southern Baptist Convention has been rocked by allegations of child abuse, PageOneQ has learned.
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Mary Mother of God!
(AP) A woman mistakenly put her 1-month-old grandson through an X-ray machine at Los Angeles International Airport, authorities said.
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The Greatest Gift of AllLAZARO CARDENAS, Mexico - Soldiers trying to seize control of one Mexico's top drug-producing regions found the countryside teeming with a new hybrid marijuana plant that can be cultivated year-round and cannot be killed with pesticides.
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4 comments:
Long live San Francisco values! I would recognize Jesus' foreskin anywhere, just like I would recognize the "virgin mary"'s face (as opposed to any other woman's) on ink blots, rain puddles, markings on goldfish, and tea leaves....
...toast, don't forget V.M. on the toast. I recognized Jeebuseseses forskin in a bowl of cornflakes once. Quite tasty.
Favorite lables ever!
Thanks, babe! Miss you!
Merry Bah-humbug to this shittiest time of year.... did I just write that?
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