Beer Goggles for the Lesbian Platoon

The 'Whuppin' is back.....

When the good guys fight back.....

... Indeed, Natalie Maines....

.... indeed.....

5 Grammys mark Dixie Chicks' comeback:

"LOS ANGELES - The Dixie Chicks completed a defiant comeback on Sunday night, capturing five Grammy awards after being shunned by the country music establishment over the group's anti-Bush comments leading up to the Iraq invasion."

Matt Taibbi, political writer for Rolling Stone:

War on Iraq: Time's Joe Klein: a Supreme Suck-Up:

"Then there's this whole business of liberals who are accused of 'rooting' for failure in Iraq. I'm sorry, but the next pundit who whips that one out should have his balls stuffed down his throat. You cocksuckers beat the drum to send these kids to war, and then you turn around and accuse us of rooting for them to die? Fuck you for even thinking that. We're Americans just like you. You don't have the right to get us into this mess and then turn around and call us traitors. Your credibility is long gone on this issue; shut up about us."

That kind of talk gives me a chub.....

After they've chased us out of Baghdad they could do a smokin' hot beer commercial. Ummmm, a platoon of lesbians.

Rep. Ackerman: ‘A Platoon Of Lesbians’ Could ‘Chase Us Out Of Baghdad’:

"Yesterday, during hearings on the State Department’s 2008 budget, Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) slammed the U.S. military’s ban on gay servicemembers, saying the Pentagon “seems more afraid of gay people than they are [of] terrorists,” and that if the terrorists were smart, “they’d get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad.”

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When the bad guys open their fucking mouths....

Mighty White of you Rove.....

Rove on immigration: 'I don't want my son to have to pick tomatoes':

"The Corner at the National Review Online reports that at a Republican luncheon yesterday White House adviser Karl Rove was overheard explaining the Bush amnesty immigration plan by saying, 'I don't want my 17-year-old son to have to pick tomatoes or make beds in Las Vegas.'

Even if I'm a bazillionaire when I have my first kid you are goddamn right that child will 'pick tomatoes' or 'make beds' when he/she is young. The lesson being that no job is beneath you and neither are the people who do those jobs.

But I'm a Democrat unlike Rove..... piece of shit....

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Jesus H. fucking CHRIST!!! WHY! Why the fuck do these people have any credibility whatsoever?!

Yeah, Dinosaur farts is sound science..... I thought they didn't believe in dinosaurs?

Rep. Rohrabacher R-CA: Global Warming May Have Been Caused By ‘Dinosaur Flatulence’:

"During the hearing, Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) — one of the 87 percent of congressional Republicans who do not believe in man-made global warming — questioned the authors of the report about a period of dramatic climate change that occured 55 million years ago. “We don’t know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows?’"

Kudos, Bush. You've superceded two Jews as the most disliked person in the Arab world. That took some 'hard work', I know. Your racist mom should be proud.

Video: Bush takes lead as person 'most disliked' by Arabs:

"According to the poll's author, Shibley Telhami, past results have always placed the Prime Minister of Israel as the most disliked among Arabs. 'In the past few years, the President of the United States has become number two. In the most recent survey, the striking thing is for the very first time in the Arab world the most disliked person is the President of the United States of America, and superceded the combined numbers for both the Prime Minister of Israel and his hated predecessor Ariel Sharon, who's in a coma,' said Telhami."

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What is this, you might ask?

It's math... d'uh. Important math.

'Beer goggles' effect explained:

"Scientists believe they have worked out a formula to calculate how 'beer goggles' affect a drinker's vision."

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